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I’m not sure what it does for unused muscles, but for over-used, yoga is great. #
Business Opportunity:
Aggressive Yoga for Athletes
“No hocus pocus. Guaranteed.” #
I bent forward, stretching. And then, shocked, I saw. A Prana logo. On my pants. And I was in a yoga class.
I felt sick. #
And as I drove away, I cracked open a Red Bull. Time to exercise. #
Soloing means “climbing without a rope.” And without a photographer, without a videographer, and without a media incentive in your contract. #
I ask: “What does being famous mean?”
Lucas, 5 years old: “It means you get to walk across the red carpet.” #
Bumper sticker: “When I was your age, I didn’t suck.” #